The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
Life is over as we know it
(Source: theamericankid, via carryonmymumfordandson)
you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started
Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left.
(Source: abadeerzs, via thekidthatskeepingyoulost)
My days consist of this
Wake up and shower
Go to school
Play league of legends till bed
do homework in 10 minutes
Go to bed
#need someone to help me
I’ve never been truly alone until recently.
It sucks because I have these breakdowns all the time and I can’t control them, and not having anyone to be there for me when I’m crying my eyes out really sucks. I try to limit them by smoking, which probably isn’t the best idea, but it keeps my mind away from the one I lost because I fucked it up.
I have this “bro night” with my so called Best Friend and his other friend who seems to have the same music taste as me and is very interesting to talk to. He has random in depth conversations with me that really make me happy.
I’m still in love with my ex-girlfriend, but she hates everything about me now because I fucked up both my chances. I want to ask for a third, but I understand that I have been such a burden, that why would she even want anything to do with me.
Life isn’t the greatest right now.
I think the ending to “This is the end” is the best moment in history.
DUDE I DONT EVEN CARE IF WE DONT TALK ANYMORE BUT YOU KNOW THAT STORE IN THE MALL THAT MADE ME THINK OF ANNIE? idk if you've seen it but THEY HAVE THE CUTEST HYLIAN SHIELD/SWORD REPLICA and it's really small and idk it was neat you should go look at it bye
Yeah I have no money and no one to go to the mall with so I probably won’t get it but thanks for letting me know about it ur great bye